Posted at 09:43 PM in Arizona, Humor, Politics | Permalink | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0)
Jon Talton, the way-too-smart-to-be-a-blogger blogger a.k.a. The Rogue Columnist, has written a manifesto of sorts for fixing Arizona.
![]() A future state senator from Mesa? |
Now, I know what some of you are thinking. Arizona isn't broken. Sure, everything is fine if you prefer:
What's irritating is ideas like Jon's set are written off in this state as intrusive government or just plain liberal, as if the Republicans who run this place don't love Big G any less. Those "limited government" voices tend to disappear when their own expenditures are on the line. Not that I'm for bigger government, but pragmatic, logical populism always makes more sense to me on a local level than grand philosophies that ignore fundmental issues.
Perhaps the most inspired idea in his post was the idea of creating a new county consisting of Mesa, Gilbert, and Chandler -- against their will, I think -- that would likely win some award for it's lack of gov't spending and regulation oversight. At some point Zion County would face the same problems Mesa is facing -- trying to keep together public services like garbage collection that even good Republicans expect their government to take care of -- just on a much more massive scale. But until then they could run their county any way they wish while I move to reconfigured Maricopa County, where the absence of certain East Valley influences might just open up a conversation beyond stale neo-con hyperbole.
Posted at 11:12 PM in Arizona, Growth, Phoenix, Politics, Sustainability, Water | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)
Sheriff Joe's numbers on the cost of the Honduras sister-city operation appear to be a moving target. Do they keep these receipts in a cigar box in the basement? Are they cluttering the back seat of Arpaio's OldsmoBuick? Are they hiding under Dave Hendershott's hat?
Good thing the accountants figured out how to show a surplus, just in time for an election year, announced during a Dan Saban presser.
Posted at 01:13 PM in MCSO, Politics | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
Since we import virtually all our ideas by way of southern California, you just know this kind of stupidity will be headed our way within the calendar year:
A proposal that would place at least a one-year moratorium on new fast-food restaurants in a broad swath of neighborhoods, mostly in South Los Angeles, won unanimous support from a Los Angeles City Council committee Tuesday.
If approved by the full council and signed by the mayor, the law would prevent fast-food chains from opening new restaurants in a 32-square-mile area. The moratorium would be in effect for one year, with the possibility of two six-month extensions.
As the old joke goes, they give you a Perrier and a motivational tape at the California border, but even the most entrenched public health advocate has to confess this is beyond gross government micromanagement.
It's also a bit hypcritical.
After all, you can still get a $14 BLT at The Stork and three scoops in a waffle cone at Silky Smooth. What those places lack is the stigma of creating low-income fat people. They're more than willing to cater to pudgy city councilmen, though.
Posted at 11:13 AM in Petty annoyances, Politics | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
I mentioned in a recent post how Arizona and Phoenix residents had been bamboozled into building arenas and stadia with the promise of providing an economic boost. Over $1 billion later, Phoenix is still as co-dependent on the real estate market as ever, while the local pro teams suffer ticket loss due to declining incomes and buying power. We've spent $1 billion to support an industry that does nothing to sustain our economy while our state is committing gross negligence in school funding. We don't spend money on the types of things that diversify an economy over time.
Thanks to a tip from the DG Hotline, we've been given access to super-secret documents on the City of Phoenix's original America West Arena deal.
OK, it's just an archived article from a late 1996 edition of the Arizona Republic, but if you've tried to find archived articles of the Republic before, you would think they're kept in an encrypted CIA database.
The first thing that jumps out at me is the article was written by Bill Muller, who I sorely miss. But I don't want to get sidetracked.
Back to the issue at hand. According to this story dated December 15, 1996 (final chase edition), the city's $35 million investment was agreed to return a surplus, including:
Four years after opening the doors, the city had received $200,000, which should have been our first clue about the negligible benefit of building these things before we built two retractable-dome stadiums, a hockey arena, and a fleet of spring-training facilities.
If you're not seeing the problem here, you need to understand the arena was built in an era when sports structures weren't expected to last 30 years -- they would be out-dated as we started incorporating digitally-enhanced beer or wet-wired real-time stats (or whatever the Sports Fan of the Future would require to continue supporting over-paid athletes). That time period is now shrinking closer to 15 years.
So when Phoenix is due it's primary return on investment, it's more likely the Suns will either be in a new arena built by some new suburban superpower (Maricopa? Florence? Apache Junction?) or in another city (Yooooooooour ... RENO SUUUUUUUUUUNS!).
The story wouldn't be so satisfying to this cynic (it does give me justification to say, "I told you so") if the Republic hadn't actually caught the primary players, Jerry Colangelo in particular, being so earnestly quoted. When asked if the Suns would still be around in 2,022, the man with the deific initials said:
That's very subjective. Because I don't think anyone really knows what's going to happen 30 years from now .... You could build a strong case for saying, you know, because of this back load, this is something the city may never get.
JC later went on to bury the D-Backs so deep in debt his partners levied a coup and ran him out, leaving him to sell off the Suns so he could have something on which to retire and reflect on his, um, legacy.
What's more disconcerting is the Coyotes bailed as soon as they realized they had also been hoodwinked with their AWA lease agreement, not realizing just how many seats would be impacted by blocked sight lines. They're in Glendale now, and the Suns ownership group is headed by a banker who is smart enough to know one should never pay on a backloaded deal if one doesn't have to.
In five years or less we'll start hearing how unfit the arena is, how the floor boards are endangering players, and any day now a girder may fall and crush a dozen or more veeps from the BofA and Verizon in the front row. Cryptosporidia in the hot tub! Black mold in the showers! Dogs and cats, living- er ... you get the idea.
The point won't be the Suns will actually want to leave for a smaller market, they just won't want to pay on the $100 million they'll owe the city. The point will be they'll want a new lease that keeps the slender profits flowing to San Diego or wherever else the investors actually live and not into city coffers that first allowed the Suns to revitalize themselves.
Civic boosters will tell you this is "the cost of becoming a big city," because they only think in linear terms. The cost is not the $35 million originally spent, but one of perspective on the role of government and what actual civic investment really should be.
Posted at 02:12 PM in Arizona, Journalism, Phoenix, Politics, Sports | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
CBS says Obama-Napolitano ticket could never happen because it sounds too much like a gourmet coffee. (HT: Espresso Pundit)
One wonders the potential if only Obama could bring over John Sununu to the ticket: Obama-Sununu! Barack wins the Klingon vote and Sununu claims the Federation. Now that's reaching across the aisle!
Closer to home, Napolitano needs to decide which side of the middle she's on. She picks her politics like she's at a church potluck dinner.
Posted at 02:24 PM in Arizona, Politics | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
There's no place like XKCD, and the author of that fabulous comic, Sean Tevis, is running for Kansas State House.
He's running against District 15 incumbent Arlen Siegfreid, who appears to be one of those clones from the GOP politician factory.
I have nothing else to say on this other than I hope any new responsibilities won't get in the way of Tevis fulfilling his true calling, which is out-geeking Scott Adams.

Posted at 03:26 PM in Geek, Politics | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)
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Posted at 07:51 PM in Humor, Politics | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
Espresso Pundit posted a strong, but surprisingly tempered, rant about the popular belief that building stadiums and supporting the home team via public coffers = jobs. EP quotes a WSJ article, and I quote it here:
Yes, stadiums do create high-paying construction jobs for a year or two. But the vast majority of long-term employment is low-wage concession jobs. A Congressional Research Service study of the Baltimore Ravens stadium found that each job created cost the state $127,000. By comparison, Maryland's Sunny Day Fund created jobs for about $6,000 each.
I don't know how much Arizona taxpayers have spent on stadia since 1988, but it would be a fantastic enterprising project for the azcentral.com data team (hint hint). I do have ten fingers to count with, though, so let's count the projects in that time:
Those are just the ones I can remember off the top of my head. The Cardinals stadium cost $450 million by itself. AWA had some hefty renovations and I'm sure Chase Field is due for some new paint. That's at least $1 billion in stadia so we could produce ... $6-an-hour contract vendor jobs?
Well-meaning PR flacks will tell you having all of this is important to the business climate, that no one will take you seriously if you don't have big-league teams carrying the local banner. Colleges have been using this selling point for 100 years to build what is by far the healthiest "non-profit" industry on the planet.
Economists, on the other hand, have been equally firm in what really stabalizes an economy for the long-term:
Basically, the three things Arizona has always lacked. Imagine if Arizona instituted an additional one-cent sales tax to pay for things like school building improvements or research grants for local research facilities. The locals would have a cow. We can only tolerate such taxation for two things: More freeways and more stadia.
It's why our economy is broken and why we are always locked into the whims of the real estate market. Jerry Colangelo had the right idea -- let's build up downtown Phoenix -- but he had the wrong implentation. We didn't need a baseball team or retractable dome. We needed a Google or a Microsoft -- their core campuses, not just their call centers.
Getting past our ingrained libertarian dislike for academic elitism and just properly funding ASU and UA would go a long way to solving these problems. Google and Yahoo! were founded on campuses in the Bay. They're permanently located there. Apple was founded in tech crazy San Jose. It's permanently located there. You want these types of employment centers, you have to grow them on your own, on your own dime. We don't have a private education giant like Stanford, but there's no reason we can't have great state institutions like Cal-Berkeley and UCLA.
Posted at 12:03 PM in Arizona, Growth, Politics | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)